Ah, The Short Bus (July 30, 2007)

Current mood:devious

So after a few failed attempts at trying to get company to come to me last night, I went elsewhere. I got ahold of my friend David and rode over to his place, where I discovered what it must feel like for normal people to walk into my house. THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF!!!!  I loved it! All sorts of Nightmare Before Christmas stuff! And geekery galore! Oh, it was cool.
Well, anyways, we needed something to do, so we went out to this one cemetary (too small to really be a cemetary. It was an out and out graveyard.) by Hopkins' house. Took some pictures. He scared the crap out of me.... Admittedly, its not too hard to do in a graveyard at 2-30am. So after that we decided to wreak  havock on Wal-Mart. OMG. I don't think I have had that much fun in a Wal-Mart EVER. Thats saying allot, really. Any time I buy anyone anything from there, I generally have a good time because I like buying shit for people and because you KNOW I played in the toy aisle for a good long while.
We played in the clearance aisle. It was hilarious. And I found banana flavoured cotton candy mix, which was YUMMY. Turns out I really LIKE banana sugar. :) And there were these mint things that were WAY too mint. And we found Listerine citrius spritz, which was really like getting smacked in the mouth with a rotting orange tree. And we found KY "Sprtizable Warming Personal Lubricant." Just WOW..... And I played with the foaming hand sanitizer, because well... it smelled good.
WE found dog perfume in the pet dept. which was fantastic. I smell like good smelling dog right now. Its kinda flowery and clean.  HEHEHEHE, I'm so fresh. And we went out and sat in all the lawn furnature in the garden thing.
THEN.....  I rode the short bus. There's a little kid bus ride in there and I managed to squeeze my fat ass into it and I'll be DAMNED if David didn't sit there and NOT just take pictures, but VIDEO. My God....It was fucking awesome. And we played the candy crane and he got a crab and a bay and a seal and a ring with lil hearts on it and a Jaguars bracelet (which he kindly gave to me, as the Jags are my favorite team.) and I got a retard frog. LOL. ITs seriously deformed. And a spikey pink hair thing that I'm pretty sure would make a good weapon.  Then the night was more or less over. Them there's the good bits. 
OH!!! I found an unopened can of pop out in the Wal-Mart parking lot, which I threw close to straight up in the air (got some damn good air on that one, too.) and when it hit the ground, the whole top of the can blew off. It was rad. So there's my awesome night!
Oh, yeah, and I'm totally hotter than LaDawn. Just cuz she's got bigger boovies doesn't mean her face doesn't suck just as much as her personality.
(I just threw that last part in there because I don't like it when people talk shit about me without me knowing about it. Or knowing ME, for that matter. Oh, and she's a total cunt.)