Cupcakes and Clusterfucks (Sept 8, 2006)

Current mood:sick

Ok, i have been charged with posting this crap so here goes. keep in mind that all of this is from my perspective.

Ok, dan is back in town and thats awesome. so me and jason hall and rick all end up in a hotel room on night one. it was great, except for the part where they totally held me down and tickled me. -yous guys suck- i think there was probably drinking that got done that night. i cant remember, i drank too much. yeah, there was. i remember being about drunk. like real good and drunk and poor rick had to get up early and didnt get hardly any sleep. i know this because i am the one that took him into town the next morning. so anyway, we was drunk. and i believe that was the night of the funniest cartoon ever. me and rick went to the room and we were going to go swimmin while we were good and lit, but damn them, they close their pool at 10. so we layed around and watched tv. we found this one cartoon and still dont know the name of it, but it was probably the most badly animated piece of crap ever. its saving throw, however, came into play when we got past the horrid animation and listened to it. one of the characters was captain bastard. he has an anti-enima ray. scene: bad guy corners captain bastard, thugs have girl on a cliff. badguy shoots girl with enima ray. girl says she deserves this because she was wearing a skirt. Captain bastard uses anti-enima ray. saves the day. -anti-enima ray, man. wow- and there was bastard meat and all sorts of the most politically incorrect wrongness ever. i thought we were going to laugh ourselves to DEATH! so anyway. i take rick to work, i go back to sleep. i take me to work, i meet up with everyone at the rics bar afterwards. dan was there. and danny. and paul. and dans brother dave. and rick. and jason. and trent. and cowboy. everyone is there. and dave and dan are SOOOO drunk. so drunk. dan, bless his heart, would not let me go once i gave him a hug. there was drunken-ness. at some point dan and dave both decided to pour beer pitchers on each other. huzzah. i bet dianne loved that. not. so rick comes up to me and asks if i can run him over to the buzz. i said sure. well, dan wanted to go too, so we all piled into me car and went. there was loud. the buzz is a very loud place to be.

i shall finish this later. i have to go see rick.