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goodOk, so I threw a small party on Tuesday night. It was only Keri, Jesse, Nichole, and myself, which doesn't sound like one of the top 3 parties ever, but oh, man, was it! We got to my place at roughly 3 am, which was poopy. But we made the best out of the situation by getting completely hammered really fast. REALLY fast.
Then we played some Guitar Hero, and everyone loved it. George, the opossum, got all KINDS of attention. The puppies got lots of lovin' too.
So, somewhere along the lines, Keri and I went outside for whatever reason, and I threw mud at her. Mind you, my whole front yard has recently been bulldozed, so there was PLENTY of mud. Well, then she threw mud back at me and before you know it, we were rolling around covered in it and having a ball. Well, Nichole and Jesse come on out at some point and join in the great fun (and it was....
) so now there are four of us little mud puppies out there carrying on. This was at about 7:30 or 8 in the morning, by the way. Very daylight.
Well, we're using the freakin' yard as a nasty ass slip and slide when, I do believe it was Keri, decides that her shirt was bogging her down too much. SO, off goes the shirt.
Well, we all jumped right on that band wagon. Nichole kept her shirt on, the rest of us, on the other hand, not so much. Then someone, I really don't remember who, but probably Keri, slides on out of her pants. They were just too heavy and muddy. Great Idea!!! So everyone, including Miss Nichole this time, ditches their pants. Mud is being flung everywhere, theres full on body tackling, dog-pileing, mud pies.
The whole 9 yards. Well, the end result is this: Keri is completely bare-ass naked 
, Nichole has her pants off, Jessee, I think, was just wearing boxers, and I was down to just undies. COVERED in mud. We looked like extras from Encino Man. Hair all matted, not a patch of clean skin anywhere. And I mean that all too literally. We got mud in places mud was never meant to be. Ever 
. So my genius ass decides that we all can't go a'traipsing through the house like this and even if we did, we'd clog up the showers something aweful. So, here we go, walking through the pasture, some among us naked as the day they was born, to the swimmin' pond. This was the time when Miss Kurry realized that since we were all naked-ish, even though we couldn't really see anything because of all the mud, that once we got cleaned off a bit, we'd be just as naked, just more visible. HAHAHAHA, nice timing, there, Karrot. We all plop on in there and wash up as best we can without drowning ourselves. I lost one of my beloved earrings (the cool 2 guage tiger claw ones 
)to the not-so-briny deep. We ended up, what few of us had any clothes on at all, having to strip the rest of the way down in the water to rinse out undies and shit... fun. The story continues with us walking, now devoid of mud (kinda 
) back through the pasture to the house. Straight to the showers, went we. Then we were pretty much done. We sat around in the living room laughing ourselves sick, eating some pizza, which was very highly recieved after all that. 
That was shortly before everyone went to sleep. I called into work, because, well, fuck work. I hate that place anyway. We all got up round about 3 pm. Nichole fell in love 
with one of the puppies and absolutely HAD to have it, so she took the one we'd been calling Bob-tailed Runt. I was sad to see him go, but, you know what? I just bought 100 lbs of dog food. 100 lbs. That is ridiculous 
. So, her and Jesse went on home, Keri went back to sleep for a while 
while I cleaned the house back up and took another shower. Then I took her home. On my way back home, I was talking to one Jason Hall while I was driving and I almost flipped the fuck out, as I went to rub my neck, I found a damn tick. A tick!!! On me!!! I spazzed a bit. That's the only time I've ever had a tick on me and had to get it myself. I've only had one other one and that was when I was little and I had Dad get it. That taken care of, though, I went on home and went to bed. I was worn to a frazzle.
But oh, what a happy frazzle I was. All in all, it's been a really good time. I took a vote, and this was one of the coolest parties ever. ROCK!!!
Then we played some Guitar Hero, and everyone loved it. George, the opossum, got all KINDS of attention. The puppies got lots of lovin' too. So, somewhere along the lines, Keri and I went outside for whatever reason, and I threw mud at her. Mind you, my whole front yard has recently been bulldozed, so there was PLENTY of mud. Well, then she threw mud back at me and before you know it, we were rolling around covered in it and having a ball. Well, Nichole and Jesse come on out at some point and join in the great fun (and it was....) so now there are four of us little mud puppies out there carrying on. This was at about 7:30 or 8 in the morning, by the way. Very daylight. Well, we're using the freakin' yard as a nasty ass slip and slide when, I do believe it was Keri, decides that her shirt was bogging her down too much. SO, off goes the shirt. Well, we all jumped right on that band wagon. Nichole kept her shirt on, the rest of us, on the other hand, not so much. Then someone, I really don't remember who, but probably Keri, slides on out of her pants. They were just too heavy and muddy. Great Idea!!! So everyone, including Miss Nichole this time, ditches their pants. Mud is being flung everywhere, theres full on body tackling, dog-pileing, mud pies. The whole 9 yards. Well, the end result is this: Keri is completely bare-ass naked , Nichole has her pants off, Jessee, I think, was just wearing boxers, and I was down to just undies. COVERED in mud. We looked like extras from Encino Man. Hair all matted, not a patch of clean skin anywhere. And I mean that all too literally. We got mud in places mud was never meant to be. Ever . So my genius ass decides that we all can't go a'traipsing through the house like this and even if we did, we'd clog up the showers something aweful. So, here we go, walking through the pasture, some among us naked as the day they was born, to the swimmin' pond. This was the time when Miss Kurry realized that since we were all naked-ish, even though we couldn't really see anything because of all the mud, that once we got cleaned off a bit, we'd be just as naked, just more visible. HAHAHAHA, nice timing, there, Karrot. We all plop on in there and wash up as best we can without drowning ourselves. I lost one of my beloved earrings (the cool 2 guage tiger claw ones )to the not-so-briny deep. We ended up, what few of us had any clothes on at all, having to strip the rest of the way down in the water to rinse out undies and shit... fun. The story continues with us walking, now devoid of mud (kinda ) back through the pasture to the house. Straight to the showers, went we. Then we were pretty much done. We sat around in the living room laughing ourselves sick, eating some pizza, which was very highly recieved after all that. That was shortly before everyone went to sleep. I called into work, because, well, fuck work. I hate that place anyway. We all got up round about 3 pm. Nichole fell in love with one of the puppies and absolutely HAD to have it, so she took the one we'd been calling Bob-tailed Runt. I was sad to see him go, but, you know what? I just bought 100 lbs of dog food. 100 lbs. That is ridiculous . So, her and Jesse went on home, Keri went back to sleep for a while while I cleaned the house back up and took another shower. Then I took her home. On my way back home, I was talking to one Jason Hall while I was driving and I almost flipped the fuck out, as I went to rub my neck, I found a damn tick. A tick!!! On me!!! I spazzed a bit. That's the only time I've ever had a tick on me and had to get it myself. I've only had one other one and that was when I was little and I had Dad get it. That taken care of, though, I went on home and went to bed. I was worn to a frazzle. But oh, what a happy frazzle I was. All in all, it's been a really good time. I took a vote, and this was one of the coolest parties ever. ROCK!!!
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